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Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong