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But the government does not use SQL per ELMO.
I am waiting for this idiot to come up with something like EIQL (Elmo's idiotic query language).
Musk is wrong about literally everything. Must be nice to have enough money to make up for being a fucking moron.
I don't know if there's enough money in the world to make up for that horse's ass. All his purchased government position does, beyond destroying the US government, is broadcast how he's a feckless moron to anyone who isn't just as stupid.
Unfortunately, Musk isn't alone: many US citizens are that stupid.
And as high! haha
Wait . . what?
I'll need ketomine too to cope with this presidency.
Most.
30% voted for this, 40% couldn't be fucked to vote against this so we've got a base of 70% of this country being dumb as shit.
So you are telling me Musk has been touching techy things since about 1995 till now, and thinks there's an organization without any SQL at least someplace? I wouldn't dare suggest that about ISIS.
Any website - OK, web is inefficient and shouldn't be used. But their operations planning just wouldn't work so well without proper business analytics infrastructure.
Not enough 'X'