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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

can’t remove a noose around your own neck when you pass out, which leads to you having the ~~best~~ last orgasm you will ever have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

That's the joke.

People serious like to tease the reaper and cum as they are literally about to die with a rope or belt around their neck because cuming and going is supposedly the best. It is basically suicidal to do that solo and just stupid with a partner to provide some sort of rescue.