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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

And spanking can lead to a broken back and permanent paralysis if applied with extreme force such as beginning the blow by jumping off the second floor landing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What about the top rope? I already put a deposit on the ring but I don't want to ruin valentine's day with a hospital visit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I hope you didn't let it slip that there will be a ring on Valentine's. There could be a misunderstanding.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's an elaborate proposal involving a play on words and luchador masks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

This would be a perfect question for Yahoo Answers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Suspiciously specific