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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Obligatory, fuck Tom Cruise.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, no fuck pineapple on pizza?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently personal preference is now considered picky

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on how much personal preference you got.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, no fuck basic bitches who only ever get cheese or pepperoni pizza and are too scared to leave their comfort zone and put a little bit of pineapple on their pizza every now and then because for some reason the very idea is completely incomprehensible?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"They're the same image"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what she said, for a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

And then 1 final time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's the weird Scientology guy, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Other people have already mentioned scientology, so I'll add this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's been said a woman's eyes don't fully open until she turns 33

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You're thinking of kittens and puppies and it's usually like a couple of weeks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It probably annotates abbreviation of the full year 1985 1986 1987, etc, so people don't get confused and think Tom Cruise was 87 when he married Mimi Rogers.

I can't say if it's a good or bad annotation, but theres a possible explanation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But don’t you put that on the left, to replace the “19” or “20”?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah whomever made this just put them on the wrong side

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just to be pedantic, you should use “whoever” there, not “whomever.”

To tell whether to use “who” or “whom,” replace it with “he” or “him” and follow the ‘m.’

“he made this” vs “him made this”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Omg thank you for this!!! I never understood when whom would ever be used!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I get an example for whomever please? My brain is slow today but like learning new grammar tips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sure!

“If I’m asked, I’ll give grammar tips to whomever.”

Whomever is tough, because often this would be constructed as “I’ll give grammar tips to whoever asks.” And you would use “who” there, because “whoever” is the subject of the clause “whoever asks.”

Generally speaking, it’s usually safe to pick “whoever” over “whomever.”

But if you drop the “-ever” it’s a lot easier. Anywhere you’d use “him” (that is, the objective pronoun), you use “whom.” To whom, for whom, by whom, etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. This is amazing and just what I needed to understand the differences. Appreciate you taking the time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Idk why or who makes the conventions. It might be a required format, kind of like how you're supposed to start numbering pages in APA after the title page.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I went down a rabbit hole on this one. I think the age may be irrelevant, or only correlated with children. At least Kidman and Holmes left him over Scientology. They were trying to avoid having their kids indoctrinated. That worked for Holmes, backfired on Kidman. It might have worked for Holmes because it backfired on Kidman. https://www.mercurynews.com/2024/06/28/after-tom-cruise-once-denied-abandoning-suri-she-seems-to-get-the-last-word/

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does Leonardo get the same hate?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

yes frequently

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Leonardo DiCaprio? I don't know much about him. If you mean the young girlfriend/partners, those are transactional relationships. He gets arm candy and they get access to high level producers and directors at parties. I feel like it's much more honest and safe that they aren't married to him.

[–] Gingernate 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yes he does haha

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah and work with the US military to make movies that advertise for them.