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FAS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorderI cannot tell the difference between this picture and a regular baby.
Compare side by side and look at the upper lip, usually the biggest tell
How do they take pictures before and after?
Time machine. Keep up.
I will have, I will have...
Just photograph the baby before and after the pub marathon? Use yer head, bruv.
There is no 'after' for FAS. That shit is forever
That's the joke. They suggested a side by side picture on a baby.
with a camera... how are you this dense?
The day I realized that every single one on my dad's side of the family likely had FAS so much shit clicked into place, I kid you not.
My friend always calls people 'hair lip' when he's talkin shit 💀
it's actually "hare lip," derogatory term for people with cleft palate, as their mouths were compared to the split lip of rabbits
Oh snap that's even more fucked up