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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want it known that I tried really hard to come up with a joke about date night and putting but fell short. My apologies, I wont let this happen again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

S’okay, we had it pretty covered last night with jokes about getting it in the hole haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

god how did I miss that? it was right in front of me the whole time!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget about the joke about how many strokes it takes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really wanna make a crass joke in reference to your earlier post about messing up the bed 😂 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

by all means! But I kept it intentionally vague. Thats the best thing about our relationship, 50/50 odds it was doing the deed or just making a fort out of some sheets.