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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you've been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You should see a doctor. I am 40 and I have no issues with either.