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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

YOU won't BELIEVE what THIS POPE SAID about YOUR PHONE! Click here to find out how!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your first mistake is writing THIS POPE, when it should've been THE POPE. That will get more people interested, because it's THE pope and not just any regular pope.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We're not in space now, are we?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, we are. Literally. Earth is a space rock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You're no fun, are you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Space and time, but they're sort of the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm clicking but it won't do anything!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you need to buy a new mouse.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I'm sorry, i didn't have time to go back and forth with you about this. I have to go pick up a new mouse for my pc.