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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bruh, it's pretax dollars in an account that 9 times out of 10 out performs interest rates. Even in huge downturns, it will bounce back thanks to stock market goes brrrrrrrrr

[–] [email protected] -5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I must have hit that 1 out of 10 shot. Bro.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If you tried to use it in like 2009 then ya. But if you kept it until now it would be doing great.