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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If you're saying you're that 1 out of 10, then you made it sound like you lost money. Now you say your 401k is doing great? I'm sorry, I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

And yes, 09 was a shit show for 401ks/market value.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What are you talking about? I never said it was doing great. I airqouted it, man. I'm done with all of this.