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This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?
Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.
Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.
Dicks... All of them
Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.
Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate
They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself
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Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.
I always forget and think they're mammals.
You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.
I'll be honest with you, I think it's more likely I'm confusing them with whales as a whole.
Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.
Yea. These fish fuck.
Heavy natural selection pressures. Don't worry, we'll see those again in a couple decades.
Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.
Woke: Generations of cracking open one another's skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.
Not intelligent enough for this question.
If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?
Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!
More like read THE book