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[โ€“] [email protected] 151 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Always keep a couple crackheads. Also, make sure you filter your crackheads. You want the ones who'll help you clean your garage for $10, not the ones who will clean out your garage for about $10 down at the pawn shop.

Promote a positive environment, help turn the crackden into a crackhome.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

rent has gone up 40% because the crackheads are now moving in