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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (17 children)

Contract signed, deposit paid. Mad Kermit arms flailing!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Please remove your shoes and don't piss on the neighbour's fence

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

neighbour’s fence

hrmm bit of a partypooper.. how about your side of the neighbours' fence?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

hic You're the homeowner, this side its your fence. hic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Piss on my shoes. Got it.

(Also congrats!)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why the fence when there's a perfectly good lemon tree which could use a bit of extra nitrogen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Because two Cats are buried in that pot. Symbolically poor form.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's called "holding up the neighbours fence". Blokes like to do this neighbourly thing at parties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I feel naked and vulnerable without shoes. Maybe I’ll bring some house slippers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Congrats! So happy for you.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Woohoo! Congrats! πŸ₯³

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck yesssssss!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Aaaaaahhhhh!!! Congrats!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoa. Congrats πŸ₯‚πŸŽ‰

Sticking local or more hunt for a new coffee shop sitch?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About 3km difference. All the favourite things are still in range, just accessed a bit differently. What postcodes do to price tags is outrageous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

30, going in fast Captain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yayyyy!!! That's so exciting!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Congratulations!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woohoo! Yay! All the screaming! 🍾🍾

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Much, much screaming 🐸 πŸ™€

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hey congratulations! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸŽŠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Woohoo! Best feeling ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Congrats. πŸΎπŸŽ†