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[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking bootlicking piece of ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

As much as I want to call out bootlickers, it would honestly be weirder if they didn't continue the tradition.

Headline might as well be "Trump first president to prefer Diet Coke."