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[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Calm down Bear Grylls

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.

So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn we got a squirt scholar over here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

A squolar, if you will

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I've been pissed on?!