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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

From the Sun's perspective, perihelion or aphelion would make more sense, I guess.

By sheer coincidence, perihelion is a few days away at the time of writing, so we could lie to the Sun that this is an early celebration of that.

Of course, this comes with two problems: 1) The common era new year is actually a belated marking of the solstice (much like Christmas a week before). Perihelion will be later and later on average with respect to it due to the procession of the poles, so the lie is going to become more and more apparent over the coming centuries. 2) The Sun might think we're celebrating being far away because we hate it.