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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

All you have to do is follow the damn train...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

[–] ICastFist 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you think about it, that mission was a red flag about Smoke being a fucking traitor. Fatass couldn't shoot dudes 2 meters away

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't that just make him a busta?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

This hurts me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

We serve food here, sir.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

And I'm guessing a Florida small ball on the side?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

*diet coke