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I know you just gave birth and you're exhausted, and everyone is trying to unwind now, but PATTTATA TATATATAP TAPTAPTATATATATA TATATAT BITCH
Not just that, but EVERYONE is up in her business. Even the angels in heaven. "What chiiiild is thiiis?"
"Hark! The heeerald angeeels siiiing"
"Doooo you seeee what I seeee!?" ;)
Jeeeesus. Give her like five minutes of privacy to pop him out at least.
Didn't even give her a chance to wipe