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You better believe that AI-powered toaster would only accept authorized bread from a bakery that paid top dollar to the company that makes them. To ensure the best quality possible and save you from inferior toast, of course.
And I’m sure each slice will have an entirely necessary chip on it, legally protected from workarounds , to ~~prevent using other brand or commodity bread~~ ensure the optimal experience
or you go to make some toast and it spends 15 minutes downloading "updates" before you can use it
Lol, enshitification should at least take a few months... I hope.