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Good morning I pick the person. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I don't speak Spanish I only know American and I know we call them cockroaches.

idk how narrow Spanish urethras are, but it's a real problem over here in the USA. I've had to put tape on the tip of my penis when I go to sleep since I can remember just to keep the little cocksuckers out of my penis.