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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine seeing that the entire nation will hate you forever if you shoot up a school and then seeing that the nation will love you forever if you take out a CEO and you still choose to be the biggest pussy on Earth by going after innocent children.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That's irrelevant in this case. The shooter was a 15-year-old student at the school, not an outsider who picked the school to target.