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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

"Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!"

Suddenly the kidnappers realised they'd brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.