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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] Isoprenoid 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.