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Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Oh God. Oh no. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That motion of events is a bit like going back in time to have sex with Adolfys mom 9 months before he is born.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

imagine you do that, and the guy still does ww2, and that was your only chance. Now imagine, you do that, and the guy is born much smarter, and he actually wins, and that was your only chance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ofc he still does the war, otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?
(But WW2 was happening anyway, that's why we went back in time to kill that tourist in Serbia)

much smarter

Dang, then I'm prob not the father of this one :/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?

She's hot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, her signature Chaplin mustache was ahead of her time and misunderstood.