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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll be driving multiple cars at the same time, while drunk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the first 8 year old to be on trial for manslaughter because his dad had to go to the bathroom but didn't want to lose his fare.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how any of this works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

It's a hyperbole.