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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.

[–] ICastFist 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But how would you resist eating it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You wouldn't. That's part of the fun.

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