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Sonic the Hedgehog is still homeless, Sega confirms (automaton-media.com)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

aren't most hedgehogs homeless

don't they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Chicken nuggets probably, because it's fast food

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That got a chuckle out of me, ya bastard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Chilli dogs, actually