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Anon loves proprietary tech (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

prepares a morning shower

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HAL begs anon "please take a shower"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"I am afraid I can't do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Written by AI, you bet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.

Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

setting the water temperature right where I liked it.

I have that too, it is called "having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off" though I wouldn't exactly consider it AI.