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Can't believe you'd suggest that's the only way thigh-highs would be good for programming, I'm insulted
They do also hook your brain up to the girl-matrix, allowing you to tap into the shared brainpower of all other thigh-high wearers for your programming. But that's common knowledge, so I didn't feel like I had to mention it
That explains it. I made it through the entire Eaternet, the bread board computer, 6502; all that. But pipelines and out of order instructions of the girl-matrix are just beyond my registers.
Yeah, sometimes it's more trouble than it's worth. The girls keep transpiling my perfectly fine Javascript code to Rust >:(
L + Memory-Unsafe + literally JavaScript (do I need to say more)
i was forced to use java scrip the other day, i installed npm and it told me it had 8 vulnerabilities. it told me to put 'npm audit fix' to fix them. after that it said that it had 163 vulnerabilities now. again, this was a fresh install..