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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (21 children)

Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:

"Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer."

Wrong answers only - what are the six words?

the actual wordsthe words are: "Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?"

Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hackers and bengals? I wouldn't download one of them again noisiest little fuckers out there.

E; here was my bad bwoy. Dude was an arsehole (almost lovable though) just not at 4am.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Straight porn but gay level acting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Round of applause πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I want to see inside your mind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I was thinking along the same lines as you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is my bank password: hunter2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

can you retype that I only see *******

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

How do you know my password?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

How to teach your cat manners

(Hackers realise you're illogical and will probably fall for a scam)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Hand bigger than face mean cancer?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Wrong answers only - what are the

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

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How to wipe browser history permanently

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Where to purchase a pasta tap..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Don't you think they look tired?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did you used to work for The Truth lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Akshully this is quoted in a Redgum song.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh wow! I don't remember the song, and I'm sure as hell not going to google it!

Edit: DDG was my friend, Yarralumla wine it is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

So who really shot Mr Burns?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Quick, hurry pull my Mal Meninga.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Won lottery what should I do?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bottles of alcohol while working

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Dispose of body no evidence left

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Hot ladies"... "How to delete post?"

Both FB posts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

See, now I want to know if they’re legal. But I’m not going to type that…