this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.
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If you never had to answer "the boundary conditions of the universe" the kid wasn't even trying.
Why?
Because there comes a moment where the explanation invariably have to speak about the limits of the known universe, usually after some sky related question
why?
Because. Now go to bed please, else you'll be tired tomorrow.
Why?
I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!
Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.
Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed
Why do you think?
Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.