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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Can't decide on a horsie tomorrow? Let me and my trusty darts and blindfold help you. Theres 24 to choose from. You say go and I'll shoot for one. Giddy up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I’m in. Go!

Edit: In the name of name Deadpool and Wolverine.

Let’s fucking go!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I bullseyed that one.

*The Map

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Odds for The Map are 51 dollars. Going to win it rich!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's been done before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I too late for one? GO!! (please)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh. Thank you! Cool name. What's the jersey like though?!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

trusty darts and blindfold help you

Don't hang that board next to a gas line and don't ask me why I know.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's actually the one I'm going for tomorrow. Hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have no idea who is even running!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me neither until I turn the little notes over πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like the horsies to have their own party in a nice field where they can chill out with delicious grass. Maybe a sneaky horse cocktail.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some horsies love the thrill of the chase. That's why some are called race horses and some are called paddock horses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This one has been scratched - failed the vet check

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that's why I shot again. So far that's the only one.

You want me to shoot for you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yes please. I don't usually bet on the cup but this is too too tempting. Let the darts decide!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that one has been scratched. Not a good start for you. Don't worry I've chosen again.

*P.S. The kid doesn't understand scratched. I should've explained to her.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

πŸ‘Œ your first beer on Friday is on me if she comes in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha. Pony up my friend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hey, let's have a go. :)

and I'll put a tenner on to win or place

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Each way? You courageous soul.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not, not like it's actually gambling or anything (which I'm mostly hopeless at)... GO!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thankyou. If my MIL runs a sweep tomorrow I'll pick that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t even know who’s running. Go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

May your horse come in!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey Ceo.

Have you drawn a horse for yourself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I like #2 Buckaroo but fairs fair and I shot

Which I think is another favourite.