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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can tell this is from The Onion, because their sick relationship probably never soured.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... Because they absolutely would have just taken turns

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Eiffel Tower or Devil’s?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, there was that post earlier today about someone having about 100 hours of voice recordings of interviews with Epstein about shit Trump told him, about the white house and otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Supposedly it did, but because Trump kept saying the quite part loud.