this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
485 points (92.2% liked)

Technology

58997 readers
4216 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.

Our Rules

  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related content.
  3. Be excellent to each another!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, to ask if your bot can be added please contact us.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed

Approved Bots

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
485
Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds (phys.org)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
186 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An ape could though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? Name ONE ape that wrote Shakespeare. Go on I’ll wait

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Billiam Bakesale

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He’s probably got a dumb name, like Bill or Willie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Perhaps even worse: Wobblesticke, Jiggleweapone, stuff like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

BrittneySpeare

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Gyrategun. Shiversword. Vibratevibrator. Fidgetfalchion.