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Astronomers Found Something Cold and Wet Near Uranus (gizmodo.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Things I never realized being a straight man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Let me help every woman you'll sleep with going forward, then. Don't just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it's where you need to sleep. Lol.

Also don't get it in their hair, it's a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won't have to worry about it where to end. They won't mind swallowing so much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Lmao. I'm an old man with a kid and a committed GF. We always have something to take care of it. But thanks for the PSA.