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[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At this point stuff like this isn't oniony anymore, just trump supporters being trump supporters.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah. It's the kind of headline that I want to shock me, but it's just becoming a dreadful background noise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when Trump had daily Covid announcements or when he was still on Twitter? Pretty much everything he did or said was so absurd that cracking jokes about it became a serious challenge. How do you come up with a fictional scenario that is more over the top than actual reality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's how it works.

The first day you go to work in a sewer the stench is overwhelming. By the sixth week you can eat lunch next to your work station.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

The only part that is oniony is that it makes me cry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Irony died circa 2016.