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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Best advice I ever received posture wise was to pretend my nipples were Lazer guns and try to shoot people in the face. I like to say pewpew in my head

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

My nips are so pointy they practically shoot people in the face anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ass down cock up tits out shoulders back