Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No idea! (Eye deer)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about a dead deer with no eyes?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still no eye deer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A walk?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago