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A satellite belonging to multinational service provider Intelsat mysteriously broke up in geostationary orbit over the weekend.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Hmm, sounds like Boeing needs to fire more engineers.

And increase C-level compensation, of course.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

Well, it is public knowledge that layoffs and furloughs are happening, so sadly, you're not wrong.

And they somehow enticed Kelly Ortberg out of retirement to take over as CEO. There's the hella juicy c-suite compensation package you talked about. He was already riding golden after he maneuvered that Rockwell Collins sale/merger/whatever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

I don't know this smells of some pencil Pusher looking at an engineer going "can you bring the cost of that rubber o-ring down 13 cents"... "I know you were looking for a specific type of seal but I got this huge assortment pack right here from my local temu...."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There really is no other option.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just gonna throw this idea out there:

What if they hired a bunch of engineers who graduated from sketchy, unaccredited colleges in foreign countries and paid them half as much much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Then we can give bigger bonuses! What a genius idea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Of course there is! They could spend more money in PR campaigns and ~bribes~ lobbying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

You need double ~~tides~~ tildes for the cross out text to work

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

And do some more stock buybacks and raise dividends, of course.