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[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I don't think urinating on people in public transport is a good idea. But otherwise, spot on.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

When else are you supposed to urinate on people?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

When they ask politely at home, after supper

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Asparagus supper

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

In the privacy of your home? Like a civilized person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

What about furious masturbation? Because that happens whether it's a good idea or not.