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[–] [email protected] 310 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Look at men's bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I can certainly try

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

hard to argue with

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused "Modest Proposal" suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would've been proud. I've since lost the text, however.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn't the highlight of wild shit I did though I'm usually the weirdo wherever I go.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

I'm hard, argue with me

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

Beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Tried it, didn't like it. Guess when my wife says she doesn't want kids, I'll just have to listen to her lest she rail me up the ass. Beauty be damned.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eh, that's more akin to hacking God's messy creation that anything else.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What god may call a bug, we call a feature.