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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It is day 459. Seagoon remains lost at sea. Rescue crews have seen glimpses of her, but the plan to get her back to dry land safely hasn't been fully confirmed. Worshippers have been gathering along coastlines, along piers and bridges. They've taken up the chanting which appears to have started spontaneously among animals two nights ago...

GOOOOOONseeGOOOOOOONseeGOOOOON

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She is doing everything she can to get back here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Lodion and I have both emailed her directly. Not sure if its a first for him, but this is the first time I've emailed an Aussie.Zone user. She hasn't replied to me - I don't think Lodion has had a reply, either.

There is one last trick I have in my arsenal: to change her password myself and send it to her. Though that will leave me in a situation where I know a user's password and I'm not really comfortable with that direction. I'd prefer to get her password reset with our present approach.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have sent this to her

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity what has happened?

Did she lose her password to her account and had to make a new account again?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As far as I can tell she has previously existed in this zone as both Seagoon and Seagoon_

The attempt to create a third Seagoon overwhelmed this timeline's reality vortex and has pushed her into an alternate timeline where the Aussie Zone does not exist. We are attempting to strengthen the vortex and will hopefully have the power to pull her back through shortly, but it is a risky manoeuvre and it is possible we will all be pulled through to the other timeline with her and will find ourselves rather confused and back on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

As far as I can tell she has previously existed in this zone as both Seagoon and Seagoon_

Both accounts are still just fine in the database, I can recover either of them. I have gone for Seagoon_, as that's the account she's been using the past year. But yeah - it could easily have been the other account. I haven't heard from her since last night, and that was through CEO. I figure she has more important things going on in her world today. Which is fine, I've been at work and not exactly brimming with spare time anyway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

GOOOOONseaGOOOOONseaGOOOOON

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe the Gooner is on hiatus and just wants to chill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

GOOOOONseaGOOOOONseaGOOOOON

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

GOOOOONseaGOOOOONseaGOOOOON

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

GOOOOOONseeGOOOOOOONseeGOOOOON

EDIT: has anyone spotted any sea monsters in that vicinity? I have a nasty feeling about this situation. It isn't just Euron that does the whole kraken bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think she’s been taken by a siren out at sea.

Lured away by an irresistible song out into the briny depths.