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Edit: replaced the original blurry tweet with a more legible version, remade by @[email protected]!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why Mew got them little T-Rex arms?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because, as the first Pokemon and basis of all others, it's a Pokemon baby/embryo/2001: A Space Odyssey reference.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean if you can do literally fuckin’ everything with just psychic powers why would you need anything more than T-Rex arms

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why T-Rex got them little Mew arms?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You activated my sleeper phrase. I am awake now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

T-rex unfortunately ain't a psychic type as far as I know

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Alakazam has those nice long arms so he can eat his cereal

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think we have a way of measuring whether any dinosaur was psychic or not.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Fair point, they could have all had psychic moves and we'll never know

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Because normal armed T-Rexes just sat around jacking off all day and refused to go get a girlfriend. Thus they were bred out of existence.