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Probably not the first time this has made it's rounds but this was the first time I've seen this story.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Or just ask them to put you on the "do not call" list and they shouldn't bother you again for several years.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

That "shouldn't" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I also keep weeds out of my garden by shouting at them and squirls out of my trees with signs that say: no squirrels

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friends leave my garden when I shout at my weeds. I must be yelling the wrong words

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Have you tried devil vagina magik though?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah. Keep you religion to yourself, regardless of your religion, and especially at my residence during my personal time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TST shouldn’t doorknock to spread the word about their services?!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago

Which part of "regardless of your religion" did you not understand?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

It's one thing to preach in public, but gtf off my lawn!

As a millennial, my heart still stops when the door rings, obviously it's the police or something or I would have gotten a text. I should have bought a house without a front door

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I wish I could've participated in that study, I love magic!

DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*

Me: *Claps gleefully*

DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*

Me: I didn't like that one as much

DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*

Me: I'm still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I know devil vagina magic has caught me up a few times