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Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It (www.latintimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Karen went full Karen and the judge wasn't having it. Lovely. As a bonus, every employer who googles her during the hiring process will never hire her, so she's just tanked her employment prospects forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

MFW her name is literally Karen. 🤦

As a rule I don't like using a person's name as a derogatory word but come the fuck on. 🙄😕