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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Cops secretly love it when you prove that you've not broken the law. They will test you by contradicting you, but you just gotta raise your voice and gesticulate wildly, and they will come around to your way of thinking. The longer you argue your point, the more they will respect you

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make sure to work in case law and constitutional amendments, cops are actually legal scholars are really like discussing the minutia of judicial opinions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Bonus points for incorporating that you're a sovereign citizen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Note: This only works if you're white.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

"I'm sorry officer. I... Didn't know I couldn't do that."