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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all about attitude.

I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's it from other men applauding you?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Men, women and everyone in between.

Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant