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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The future as predicted by people who are completely addicted to computers.

Yes officer this smart device idea right here:

If the baby has trouble latching, maybe the sticker’s capacitive touch sensors could help the parent find a better position.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

disrupting raising humans with bionic parenting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somehow bionic nipples weren't on my futurism bingo card.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

it's in the expansion pack dlc. gotta keep your horrors updated