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Service Sunday is here! Join the optional company gardening team and serve the Board of Directors’ elderly relatives! At our company we are always family first! Feel free to bring your own family members along!
Participants will receive light refreshments and a certificate of thanks.
I wonder where I should insert this garden gnome…
Between the geraniums. With some force.
suspicious What are the tasks?
And what’s the deal with the elderly relatives?
What are the refreshments 😰
mostly digging
they are not capable of gardening anymore
mini pulled pork sandwiches and coffee
suspicion increases
People and Culture would like to remind you that attending is compulsory.
You are also to refer to the board members family as madame and sir.
Staff with small children who can sing songs and entertain their parents superiors, will be rewarded with a 15 minute break.
Snacks and water will not be provided.
We would also like to remind you how difficult the job market is right now, and that performance reviews are coming up.
Looking forward to seeing you and your family!